Or maybe, like me, you enjoy a good old joke, like this one:
There was this little boy who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him one day that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he would get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had some of her friends over for a game of bridge. The little boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"